A mom's daily struggle with work, play, and a crazy toddler.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Random Holiday List

Ok guys, I know. I haven't blogged in a while. This will be my 99th post and I think I'm just scared of approaching the 100 mark because I know I'll never write a post as exciting as the 100th post should be. Just wait about 10 months and I'll have finally conjured something up.
And here's this beautiful sight in the meantime 

Let's do a list so I can catch you all up on all the excitement:

  • Harrison has progressed from "dada" and "gaga" and has said an actual word: Dog.
I'm only counting it because I've heard a real solid "dog" out of him about four times. I will flip through books with him, and point at a dog, and ask him what it is, and he kinda stutters and makes some clucking noises, then finally manages a "d" and a "g" in some concoction that is definitely not English, but I'm counting it. 

  • The holidays are approaching rapidly and I am not ready.
Actually, I have completed the gift purchasing for one family member, and Dave and I agreed to not do gifts this year as an attempt to budget (ha!) for our wedding, and Harrison doesn't know what the hell Christmas even is, so I guess that knocks out a few more. When people ask me what I'm getting for Harrison for Christmas, and I tell them a sled and that's it, and they proceed to look at me all horror-stricken, I think: and that's why the human race is greedy. A one year old will be perfectly happy with a sled, because he doesn't realize there are millions of other toys that he could have gotten in addition. I'm saving myself now while I can. Plus, let's not pretend that all of his other family members will spoil him. Let's also not pretend I fully intend to get him a puppy one year for Christmas so there's that too. 
I LOVE PUPPIES

  • I removed myself from Facebook... temporarily.
Until I can't last any longer. My main reason for deactivating was that I felt it took me too much away from Harrison. Not that I won't be on my phone every now and then to text, Instagram, or check Twitter, but I felt that checking Facebook on the reg not only distracted me from Harrison, I just felt like I was getting to the point where the majority of what I saw on Facebook was negative and/or annoying me. I really don't care about some bitch that wore blue eyeshadow to your class. Not to say I'm above indulging in a good Facebook stalk every now and then, but I just really don't care about most other people. Sorry I'm not sorry.


  • Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and I plan to eat all the things.
    SAMESIES
And drink all the things. That's all. 

Are you as excited to stuff your face for Thanksgiving as I am? 



4 comments:

  1. THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.

    I came home last night and Eric was holding a toy he'd already ordered for Harrison without even telling me! How cute is that? It's 3+ but Harrison is advanced so it will be fine. Plus I think anyone who has seen your house knows Harrison is not suffering in the toy department.

    I do not miss Facebook yet. At all.

    I was so disturbed when searching pinterest/google for recipes with how many "low fat" and "healthy" thanksgiving options came up. We are frying a turkey and injecting it with butter. I pity anyone not eating all the things tomorrow. Be healthy some other day. Any other day.

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  2. Harrison has the cutest chubby legs! Vicki (who has been in culinary school for a year already) has taken over the cooking. Hooray. I can't wait to eat everything also. And I hope there are tons of turkey leftovers...

    I think you're right, save your budget now while H is too young to know the difference or care. A sled is a great gift.

    And Facebook is stupid. (Although I love Twitter)

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  3. Harrison will love his sled!!! And yayyyy for combining consonants!!! :)

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  4. People are horrified you're just getting Harrison a sled?? That's ridiculous. I don't plan on buying much of anything for my kid, considering my parents and InLaws are going to spoil the crap out of it, so I should probably maintain some semblance of normal.

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